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My FUCKED UP Grades
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I'm fucked again. Well, I kinda expected it cos' this sem quite bo chup. Alright, 2 more modules to go before I join the fucked up working force.
Wednesday, 30 Nov 2005 @ 09:26 PM
Workaholics
Work is mundane, doing the same shite everyday. Colleagues are always talking about the babes in the company, dirty jokes, nightclubs, prawn, yada yada yada.
my pathetic desk made up by cpu towers.
Employees doing what they do best after lunch.
They like transformers and gundam figurines
Tuesday, 29 Nov 2005 @ 07:12 PM
Horrorscope
６月10日〔太阳&#幸运之轮〕代表人物：伊莉莎白•赫莉
情绪起伏很大，脑筋灵活；喜欢寻找高度的刺激和变化；
精力充沛，追求完美；喜欢冒险，了解人性。
优点是热情、敏感，相当了解和关怀别人；有很好的直觉能力。
缺点是过于情绪化，喜怒无常，自己也分不清困扰的来源。
Find out yours over HERE
Saturday, 26 Nov 2005 @ 12:31 PM
Zhaoming's birthday
The neighbours spent the weekend at Aranda Country Club to celebrate zm's birthday (79-er, so old...). Anyway, it's the same usual stuff you do at chalets; eat none stop during bbq, booze until you mabo, mahjong, daidee, watch tv and slack around.
Talking about mahjong, I won 40 bucks! hohoho...Luck was on my side that night. Hold on, luck was on my side on the next day too cos I never had such a high score when it comes to bowling. If you guys remember my previous entry, I was the drain king. hahaha... It's a different story now hor... don't mess with MR TURKEY.
What the fuck!? I was watching stairway to heaven for the 2nd time! zzz
bleah, korean drama is boring
wheee~ time to "swim"
SHOW THE FATZ...So funny, it happened that we wore the same brand of underwear.
King or Royal Flush leh.
Nabeh, look at those bowling shoes. So kiddish. gawd~
Reminiscene of the days where I wore long socks in sexondary school
PLEASE ENLARGE THIS PICTURE IF YOU CANT SEE MY SCORE PROPERLY. HEE
Monday, 21 Nov 2005 @ 10:58 PM
Quiz
Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Friday, 18 Nov 2005 @ 12:40 PM
Irresponsible, no integrity, money-minded, inconsiderate
I called up my agent to source for jobs.
She found an admin job for me in XXX company
I went for interview and made a promise.
BUT ....
Previous YYY company called me last minute to start work next week.
I have analysed all the factors and mostly importantly the PAY.
That was why I decided to dua the agent and made things difficult for everyone.
Thursday, 17 Nov 2005 @ 09:23 AM
Parklane Partyworld KBOX
The ktv session was great! Jokes and laughters filled the ktv room all the way. hahaha...Especially when I surprised them with 余天 and Teresa Teng's songs. Damn retro...
Oh ya, I bumped into MJ at the entrance and I remember her saying I look ah-peh and bah-bah. #@$%^#$%^
Wednesday, 16 Nov 2005 @ 03:47 AM
Cycling to the Changi Airport
Route: Redhill -> East Coast Mac -> Safra Resort -> Changi Airport -> some spooky place cos we holland -> East Coast seaside -> Chinatown 长城粥 -> Redhill
Just came back from another madness ride with Nicholas. I'm suffering from cramps on the thighs and sore backside now.
On our way back, I was riding at turtle speed due to the cramps and the problematic bike. My disc brake went cranky and it's like pillion-ing a sumo wrestler behind while I was pedalling. It will burn a big hole in my pocket if I bring it for servicing. BUT where to get da moolah!?
blackie taking a rest outside safra resort
Nic... I want to fallout and take cab home!
Nooo... we will continue. must endure! 快点走！
the runway
i suppose this is the weather station?
Can we park our BICYCLES HERE?
shagged
pro.. not tired at all
sound effect of a plane taking off
Tuesday, 15 Nov 2005 @ 04:09 AM
Wala Wala
A Saturday night spent boozing and eating intensively at Wala Wala with the neighbours. We ordered Cheese Jalepeno, Pizza, Fries, Calamari Fritti and not to forget the 4 jugs of beer. 阿弥陀佛，very sinful indeed .
Wah lao, we made a booboo cos initially we thought EIC was performing but it turned out to be The Unexpected. I'm not saying that I don't like them but I prefer some less-rock-songs. Oh ya, KennySia, Sandra and gang were there too. They looked quite happening though, dancing and taking alot of photos.
I have realised something, some of the bloggers in their group are quite bah-bah(肉肉). Hohoho, I found my kakis.
Awaiting patiently for EIC The Unexpected
She can shout
Sunday, 13 Nov 2005 @ 03:57 AM
Post Exam Sickness, Insomnia
Exams are finally over. woohohoho. I guess the grades would not be fantastic this time round. *sigh* I need a good sleep now.
Anyway, I ripped this from the mail order bride. I got 64%, tell me yours.
Start off with 100% and minus off 1% for each thing that has happened to you.
Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
Monday, 07 Nov 2005 @ 01:06 PM
Hari Raya Puasa @ Zouk
I know, I know, you guys must be wondering why Stanley always go to Zouk. Hahaha, I'm just a follower and I was dragged there most of the time.
Phuture was FUN while Zouk sucks big time yesterday. Finally, Andrew Chow played some good music. woohoohoo... The bass was so good that my heart went pom pom diao. lol
We bumped into Sheena and Melissa, the girls were happily having fun. I think the alcohol has gotten into her cos' she bit my nipple la. WTH. By the way, why do girls like to ask "Am I fat"? *ponders*
I saw Winnie too and I tickled her. hehehe, and guess what? She ambushed and punched me in the stomach when I was going to the toilet. Wah lao eh. Very fierce. Wenwei and Dominic were partying over there.
While in Phuture, someone pinched my neh neh. WTF. I looked around and saw Raymond. @$@#$@#, so painful. I kindly pinched him back in return, I guess he has a bruised nipple now. teeheehee.. Perverts.
As usual, we were deprived of fluids after clubbing. So, Petrol Station to the rescue. Everyone was gulping at least 2 bottles each. hahaha..
Beware, many photos ahead
kop this pic from her site. sheesh, dont tell her. last hari raya haji @ chinablack. omg, look at my ugly hair : (
unkle stan la "kopi"
didnt know i look so fair nowadays. sigh...
*shocked*
camera-woman complained that we were having the same pose. so we exchanged our positions. lol...
act shy
oh com'on... dont be shy
we are amateurs when it comes to taking pics with timer
V for viagra Victory
bleehhhh
wah lao, my hair kenna chopped
colourful lightings outside zouk
when there's not enough light, we use lighter!
lucas and ethel using handphones to create more 'light'
someone was acting cute
big head act seh
the only mirror for guys
learn a new tactic when taking pics, STAND BEHIND so that the face will be smaller
teeheehee
the neighbours; big head, ah zhang and gay
we were glowing throughout the night
clubbing kaki, ethel
we were trying very hard to get a decent photo on the dancefloor
and here comes the red light
we quickly seized the opportunity to take more pics
cam whores
cam whores
cam whores
cam whores
cam whores
ethel cheehong-ing
lucas was peeping behind
communal washing area
teeheehee, we got bored while waiting for ethel outside the toilet
diao si mi diao
teeheehee
just as we were about to take this pic, they sprayed carbon dioxide!
the birth canal for fellow zoukers
lcd screen in phuture
blurry effect
messy hair not due to jumping/dancing. it was done by someone.
we heart each other
it was a long sleeve night for the boys
advertising for 100 plus and the dont know what shite drink
shagged....
Thursday, 03 Nov 2005 @ 12:34 PM
eCommerce
I can't seem to get all the eCommerce shite into my brain. Had a "heart attack" last night cos' assignment grade was out and I didn't do well. Grrr... I'm not gonna waste my time with this boring module.
As you can notice, I'm already in holiday mood. Lets Parrrrttyyyy!!!
Wednesday, 02 Nov 2005 @ 03:35 PM
Halloween
Woke up and ran to the kitchen to gulp down a litre of water. Very very thirsty!!! I think the Martel absorbed every drop of water in my body man. Lao beh came back with breakfast, lor mai gai, har gao, siew mai and stuff. Woah~ What a spread.
*Burps...*
Last night, there were alot of sms/msn/calls about where to go for halloween party but I didn't go to any in the end. Ethel was hiao, she didn't want to go without costumes and make up. While my lesbian-est host was psycho-ing me to go MoMo to play 5-10 with her. What if i lose and kenna raped by them how? So didn't go. She's rather weird nowadays, sometimes want to meet me while sometimes doesn't want to see me. Oei make up your mind can? LOL
So I met up with the primary school dudes, Karen and Andy. Andy brought us to this place called "Monastery".
Karen: "Wey Andy, why did u bring us to temple"
Hahaha, damn funny..
This "Monastery" signboard is a hoax lah, they have alcohol and ktv inside. It's a quiet and relax place with alot of comfy sofas. We sat down and ordered a bottle of Martel. Hahaha, unkle style. Played dice, daidee, ban luck, 5-10 and got the girls drinking quite a bit. I think I need to learn more drinking games cos the same old games are boring me. Guys, any innovative games to teach me?
My halloween night ended with a plate of mee goreng.
Fat, so fatttttttttt.
Tuesday, 01 Nov 2005 @ 07:28 AM
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