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Random pictures
ruffles with green tea
bbq ruffles
slacking in the neighbourhood
bedok 85 bah chor mee
boatquay
sinan caught sleeping in class
and i gave him a cute drawing
Tuesday, 31 May 2005 @ 10:19 PM
Missed call from Cheena
Wah lao eh, I just received an overseas call from China. Before I could pick up the call, it was disconnected already. I wonder who was it. hmmm... So mysterious. I don't remember I have any friends in China eh. Should I buy 4D with the number? haha...
Sunday, 29 May 2005 @ 02:10 AM
Three
took this from XT
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Weixiong
2. Stanley
3. fongie
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. wx
2. stanley
3. some random crappy nicks
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese
2. Singaporean
3. Fuck, I don't know my heritage
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Anything that can harm me
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Money
2. Internet
3. Handphone
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Yellow nike shorts
2. Renoma underwear
3. -
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
no preference
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
no preference
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Loved
3. Mutual understanding
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I love money
2. I love sex
3. I love singapore
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Height
2. Eyes
3. Lips
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Internet
2. Club
3. Sports
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Self employed
2. Kept-man
3. Someone big in the IT industry
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan again, will take more pictures this time
2. New York
3. New Zealand
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
I don't really like kids for now.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Find her
2. and live happily with her
3. Accomplish my materialistic goals
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A Man:
1. Forever sex deprived
2. Unshaven legs
3. No mood swings
Saturday, 28 May 2005 @ 12:57 PM
Doomsday for the crows
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang...
Im sure it was gunshots that I heard. There are two possibilities that we hear gunshots in Singapura. It's either police shooting at criminals or shooting at CROWS. I think it should be the latter cos' I believe the police are not that "pak jiao" to fire so many shots at the criminal.
Bang!(louder than previous ones). Wah lao eh, I need to study for exam leh! I went to peep from the window, nabeh.. they were lurking below my block. I decided to take some pictures to sue them if I fail my EXAM. Do they get any commission for the number of crows they kill?
cisco shooters lurking around. got police somemore, dont play play
collecting bodies
got anymore har?
Friday, 27 May 2005 @ 02:20 PM
Hiatus
Will be back soon.
Tuesday, 24 May 2005 @ 11:01 PM
Oops, I "did" it again
Brian, Damian, Lucas and me went to Sentosa in the afternoon. We played volleyball with some strangers. Very fun but my arms look like doraemon's cos' the freaking ball is damn hard. I hurt my knee too and occasionally, it is oozing juice from the wound, argh.... so er xin.
Lucas, Brian and me decided to head down to Dbl O. Oh, Sheena, my clubbing kaki went too. Silly girl always ask me whether she slim down a not. hehe, abit lah. We hopped over to Madam Wong around 3plus, wah... R&B! Silly girl and me hit the platform. We were hot, really very hot. Wah lao eh, air con pai liao si bo! Silly girl kept asking me to look for cute guys for her to hit on. -_-"
We ended our night with the last few R&B songs in Dbl O. I feel bad for not sending her home. sigh... I have my reasons and please forgive me.
Sunday, 22 May 2005 @ 04:23 AM
Study study study
Geek at work
guosen aka adam
Alamak. His hair cannot make it right. hahaha
Thursday, 19 May 2005 @ 05:04 PM
Last night out for me
me, brian and lucas
Woohoo~ Zouk was fun bcos ...
xo + beer + whisky dry + chivas = cannot walk straight. Saw Sheena in Phuture, wah lao... long time never see only, pinched my butt till so shiok...She said my hair sucks :( Bo bian leh, lim beh bo lui cut hair, that's why it looks like crap now. It will look nicer in june lah cos' exam period doesn't need any personal image(long hair, hairy face, dark eye rings and numerous pimples on the face). I don't care!!! Anyway, we got to know 4 new friends tonight; jacelyn, caroline, cathy and louis. Oh, they are fun people to hang out with. Damn, one thing for sure, all of them are younger than me. It's always like this, they will give me the shocked face when I tell them my age. hiak hiak hiak...
ps: Happy Birthday to Brian... oei, old liao lah, time to stop clubbing. Our livers will buey tahan if we continue what we did tonight. I don't wanna see you lying beside me in the hospital dude.
Ah Niao vs Dua Tao
The neighbours were playing basketball just now, 3 vs 3. Ah Niao's hands kenna blisters because of playing SOC, that's why he playedlike a pussy just now. Hold ball also couldn't hold properly. Hence, he kenna suan-ed until jialat jialat. Ah Niao was already very pissed by then and here comes the interesting part...
Round 1
Dua Tao did a lobang in between the legs of Ah Niao
Ah Niao was pek chek and pulled Dua Tao
Dua Tao(anger): "Wah lan eh, 玩不起啊!"
Ah Niao(anger): "steady, 要玩到这样是不是?!"
(Fire burning between them aleady)
Round 2
Someone took a shot and both Ah Niao and Dua Tao were pushing each other to get the rebound. Then they got into another arguement and both of them started to throw punches at each other.
Ah Niao(rage): "expletive"
Dua Tao(rage): "expletive"
Lim Beh pulled them apart and hold onto Dua Tao to prevent him going over to Ah Niao.
Dua Tao(trying to start another round): "come lah! expletive"
Lim Beh let go of Dua Tao cos' I thought he have pok enough already
Lim Beh: "都是朋友， 不要打架啦。。。"
Dua Tao immediately ran over to Ah Niao and pok him again
Lim Beh pulled them apart again and this time round, I kenna cross-lined by one of them. cb, nearly choked and I kenna some scratches on my arms too. nabeh...
Dua Tao: "为什么你拉住我, arghhh...(in pain)"
Dua Tao was holding on to his shoulder cos' his shoulder came off(he has history of dislocated shoulder)
Lim Beh(feeling guilty but not gonna say sorry to him. hehe)
Ah Niao(feeling very sad) : "我走先了。"
Conclusion: Both were in the wrong cos' you all cross-lined me. LOL
Friday, 13 May 2005 @ 11:27 PM
cachie
Die lah... How come the cache so chim one?! Read the textbook for one whole night and I still can't figure out. Kill me pleaseeee...
Wednesday, 11 May 2005 @ 05:45 PM
Girl who got drunk...
As usual, we were chatting at the void deck after supper. A taxi came and dropped off a couple.
Big Head(whispers): "Oei weixiong, zao geng, zao geng!"
Me(enjoying the moontan): "Simi sai?"
The girl was drunk and lying on the floor helplessly(face downwards). We saw the guy having trouble carrying her so I went over to offer my help. Put the girl over his back and he carried her off. (I think I accidentally cracked her arm)*oops* After a while, the guy came over to ask for help again. When Yonghui and me went over, the girl was lying on the floor(face downwards again). EEeee... the floor is dirty lor. We carried her into the lift. ZZZ... she wasn't cooperative, damn.. totally gone case cos' she couldn't even walk.
Me: "Yonghui, she very heavy hor"
Bf(heard my comment): "Actually she's not that heavy lah. It's because she's drunk"
Me: "oops..."
Me(thinks): "Recalling that time I carry sheena, I think this girl is much heavier. lol"
(Lift Door opened and BF rushed to open the house door)
Me: "oei, Yonghui. Her Bah Ka is slipping off my hand liao"
Me: "Lets put her down first"
*Gong. Gong. Piak.*
Oops....That's the sound of her joints and head hitting the ground.
Yonghui: *giggles*
As we reached the house...
(woof woof woof)
Jack Russell in da the house.
*Why are these two idiots carrying missy??*
(woof woof woof)
The BF carried her into the room and we left the place after the normal formalities. *Phew*
(In the lift)
Yonghui: "We nearly kiap her hand onto the lift door just now"
Me: "Ya, I know. But I don't think she will feel it lah. So nevermind"
*we burst out laughing*
I hope her whole body is still intact when she wakes up tomorrow. Maybe a few blue blacks here and there?? LOL
Big head: "Weixiong, would you help if she's a malay or male drunkard?"
Me: "No... cos' I'm a racist?"
Me: "I would probably call the police if he's a malay or indian drunkard"
Sunday, 08 May 2005 @ 02:10 AM
Gan cheong spider
I'm fucking pissed with my parents AGAIN. Don't know why old people tends to be gan cheong spider. The best weapon they have is their nagging skills. They can go on and on and on without stopping. I was forced to wake up early in the morning and settle some stupid utilities bill. They received a warning letter by SPower cos' our giro account didn't have enough money to pay last month's bill. They were like, "oh no, they will cut out electrical and water supply. We have to pay fines." That's the reaction of typical Singapore old folks.
stan's dictionary
gan cheong spider: someone who makes a big fuss out of nothing / someone who gets panicked easily
Friday, 06 May 2005 @ 01:59 PM
GOOD DEED!
Today in the gym, someone left his wallet beside my pouch in one of shelves. I admit that I have the urge of putting it into my pouch and run away. LOL. Anyway, I returned the wallet to the gym counter.
Gym ppl: "Alot of money inside eh"
ME: "aiyah! should have taken it.."
Gym ppl: -_-"
Had oyster egg while she ate her favourite ban mian. WHAT's so good about ban mian!? We were still discussing why I didn't take it. We would be having a feast somewhere in Orchard if I have kapo-ed the wallet. Somemore I'm so broke now, it might boost my account with a few more digits. sigh...
Oh Heaven, please let me strike 4D lah since I'm so good.
Phuture Mambo
I was dragged to Zouk by my pig friends. By the time we reached there, Phuture was already FULL HOUSE! sian half... We went to Zouk instead. Guess what!? I found myself back in retro genre again. High, so high, the music was damn high. Aiya, I was already drunk before I went in cos' of the XO that I drank earlier on. So Rax, I hope you didn't see me do any stupid things. The aircon duct kept blowing carbon dioxide onto us. Aei, hair messy lah. Can stop blowing anot? Well... I think I saw xiaxue (Wendy Cheng) dancing with an ang moh. SPG! Not bad right, she's so short and yet I spotted her. Maybe it's not her lah since I was gone case already. I ended the day with an ice teh tarik, cheap lah, 1 buck nia. Oh by the way, tonight's ah guas were HOT!
Melissa(very tall)
Hiding at one corner of zouk
Yonghui and the ah guas
burps..
Thursday, 05 May 2005 @ 04:54 AM
Weird dreams
I dreamt that my computer kenna virus and the virus came out of it physically. Then my house was haunted and killed all of us. Oh man, it must be all the assignments that I have been doing all these while. I need a break....
Wednesday, 04 May 2005 @ 12:21 PM
Sunny Sunday
Pulled myself up in the afternoon to go for suntanning. The weather was fucked up, so hot initially then it rained after an hour.
i didnt know my legs are that long
peeping thru the chair
oops
showing off his pictures
the only one who hit the water
Sunday, 01 May 2005 @ 11:57 PM
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