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As usual, we were chatting at the void deck after supper. A taxi came and dropped off a couple.

Big Head(whispers): "Oei weixiong, zao geng, zao geng!"
Me(enjoying the moontan): "Simi sai?"

The girl was drunk and lying on the floor helplessly(face downwards). We saw the guy having trouble carrying her so I went over to offer my help. Put the girl over his back and he carried her off. (I think I accidentally cracked her arm)*oops* After a while, the guy came over to ask for help again. When Yonghui and me went over, the girl was lying on the floor(face downwards again). EEeee... the floor is dirty lor. We carried her into the lift. ZZZ... she wasn't cooperative, damn.. totally gone case cos' she couldn't even walk.

Me: "Yonghui, she very heavy hor"
Bf(heard my comment): "Actually she's not that heavy lah. It's because she's drunk"
Me: "oops..."
Me(thinks): "Recalling that time I carry sheena, I think this girl is much heavier. lol"

(Lift Door opened and BF rushed to open the house door)

Me: "oei, Yonghui. Her Bah Ka is slipping off my hand liao"
Me: "Lets put her down first"
*Gong. Gong. Piak.*
Oops....That's the sound of her joints and head hitting the ground.
Yonghui: *giggles*

As we reached the house...
(woof woof woof)
Jack Russell in da the house.
*Why are these two idiots carrying missy??*
(woof woof woof)

The BF carried her into the room and we left the place after the normal formalities. *Phew*

(In the lift)
Yonghui: "We nearly kiap her hand onto the lift door just now"
Me: "Ya, I know. But I don't think she will feel it lah. So nevermind"
*we burst out laughing*

I hope her whole body is still intact when she wakes up tomorrow. Maybe a few blue blacks here and there?? LOL

Big head: "Weixiong, would you help if she's a malay or male drunkard?"
Me: "No... cos' I'm a racist?"
Me: "I would probably call the police if he's a malay or indian drunkard"

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